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20 Cheerful Christmas Jokes to Get You into the Holiday...

August 13, 2021

We have all heard the age-old saying that laughter is the best medicine. And we know this has been proven to be the case. Laughter by itself draws people together in ways that not only trigger healthy emotional and physical changes in the body, but it is also known to strengthen the immune system, instantly boost the mood, and diminish pain and stress. Humor can lighten your burdens, inspire hope, connect you to others, help you release anger, and make forgiveness come more easily to all the challenges you may have experienced recently. Best of all, this priceless medicine we call laughter is fun, free and so easy to use!

It’s true that the sense of humor can vary largely from person to person, but here at The Holiday Blog, we believe every moment is magic, and oftentimes the best way to create memories that last a lifetime is to make those we love – family, friends, neighbors – howl with laughter after a particularly cheesy joke. Because to us, joy is the foundation of a true holiday experience – even when it’s not a commonly celebrated holiday – like National Cuban Sandwich Day on August 23rd.

As children, we all used to laugh hundreds of times per day, finding that joy in everything that surrounded us. But as adults, life tends to get a bit more serious, and, sometimes, laughter becomes more infrequent and more difficult to find throughout the hustle and bustle of work, kids, family and just... life. By seeking out opportunities for humor through jokes and sharing the magic of a simple joke with the people you love so dearly, you can strengthen those most important relationships, find greater happiness and improve your emotional health by leaps and bounds - and with these jokes we’ve prepared for you, you get to kick off the most wonderful time of the year – the holiday season!

You know we deeply love all the holidays that come with the Santa Magic during the holiday season, we are excited to share a small list of the best and cheesiest holiday jokes around! Just for a moment – you can forget the burdens of adulting and let out that hearty, jolly laugh that used to come with ease as a child. Who knows, you could even become the life of the party at one of the many holiday gatherings that come with the season – this list of 20 holiday-themed jokes is sure to be a favorite for all – no matter age or religion or background! With Santa, snowmen, reindeer, and elves, we promise something here will tickle those funny bones while bringing that priceless holiday magic – the festive excitement we all look forward to celebrating each and every year! So, keep reading - but only if you’re looking for a quick and easy endorphin boost!

20 Holiday Jokes that Bring the Magic

Q: Why does Snoop Dog love giving gifts?

A: He's really good at wrapping!

Q: What should you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: What do you call a grumpy raindeer?

A: Rude-olph

Q: What do elves do after school?

A: Their gnome work.

Q: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A: A Holly Davidson 

Q: How do snowmen get around?

A: They ride an icicle.

Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

A: Claus-trophobia

Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?

A: Elf-is Presley.

Q: Who's Rudolph's favorite pop star?

A: Beyon-sleigh. 

Q: Who gives baby sharks their present at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws

Q: What kind of cars do Santa's elves drive?

A: Toy-otas.

Q: What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm?

A: A cookie sheet.

Q: Why is it always so cold during Christmas?

A: Because it is Decembrrrr.

Q: How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?

A: He keeps a log.

Q: What do snowmen call their offspring?

A: Chill-dren.

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?

A: Do you smell carrots? 

Q: Where does Santa keep all his money?

A: At the snow bank.

Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

A: Hornaments. 

Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

A: They always drop their needles.

Q: Why can't penguins fly?

A: They are not tall enough to be pilots.

Now that you had a good chuckle, share the magic! Use these jokes to bring a smile to all your family and friends – even your co-workers! Share on social to spread the cheer that comes with a new holiday season year after year!

Don’t forget the importance of the simple things in life – laughter is within all of us and can inspire any of us no matter the day!

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